Spider asked, "Johhny, do you believe in alien's, UFO's, the Bermuda Triangle, and all that stuff?"

Johnny said:
“I don’t think so. If there were aliens they’d be down here circling the country. They’d probably drop a bomb on us. If there were aliens they’d be smarter than us.”

“Do I believe in the Bermuda Triangle? That’s a tricky one. Some swear to it, some don’t. We lost a lot of planes there. Could be bad storms or anything like that.”