Hanni asked: "Johnny you're a good-lookin guy. What do you find most attractive in a woman?"

Johnny replied:

“Love.” [I was afraid to ask him to elaborate on what he meant by ‘love’, so I let him continue]

“They have to look good on a bicycle. I remember when I was younger there was this movie actress who got into movies because she looked good on a bicycle. A producer saw her and thought she had good shape on the bicycle. Shape is important. She has to have shape, but NO FAT. But don’t let a girl fool ya. You don’t know what her shape really is unless you get her in a bathing suit. That’s why they have a bathing suit section in beauty contests, because the judges have to know the girl’s REAL shape.” [Here he gave specific examples of girls I’ve dated and whether he thought they had good shape or not.]

“She can’t think she is good looking. You know stuck up. They have to think they might be ugly, but you know they aren’t. That way, when you tell them they look good they really appreciate it.”

“She can’t think you should always be chasing her. The man should be the one to ask the girl out, but after that she shouldn’t keep making him chase her. If she does he’ll find an easier girl.”

“She has to have a good personality. You know, she has to give hugs. She has to care if you’re sick or tired. It’s good when she is a friendly girl. I like it if she likes everyone. Like that cocktail waitress that liked you Aaron. She was fun, AND friendly.” [The girl he is referring to is T from the earlier post. He’s still laughing at what he said to her]

“They should be educated. If they are over fifty they should have at least finished high school. If they are younger I think they should have gone to college. They need to be smart. That way you can have good conversations with them, and they won’t get boring. “

“They have to be between 5’6” and 5’8”, because girls look better when they are taller. If they are shorter than 5’6” they ain’t attractive. You know that Tom Cruise guy is under 5’6”? His old wife was taller than he was, and she looked good. A girl can be a little bit taller than a guy, but only about 2 or 3 inches, anymore and it doesn’t look good. Society makes people think that men should be taller, but as long as the girl is over 5’6” it doesn’t really matter. “

“Oh, ya! Also, they have to love ME! He, he, he, he.”